SGM Postal
Do you have a letter for SGM?
The top postal letter gets £25!!! Send your letters with you name and University to postal@studentgossip.com We can help you!
Here's a taster of the type of thing we recieved for issue 4.
You can also read letters from issues one and issue two.
What’s the Story in Balamory?
Oh no, help me! Aargh! Stuff’s gone bad and I don’t know
what to do! My life is in ruins and nobody cares! My mum’s really
a man, she’s having an affair with my girlfriend and I’m
pregnant with the spawn of my pet hamster! Who will listen to my woes
and worries??
SGM Says - SGM would be very happy to! This section
is about YOU and YOUR life. We want to know what is troubling you, what
has happened to you and what you’re going to do about it. If we
can help, we will! Send in your letters, problems, stories and pictures
to postal@studentgossip.com with your name and university. The best
POSTAL letter each issue will win £25!!
That’s easy money for only a complete insight into your private life! So get writing!
And for our Christmas issue we want to read your letters to Santa. What
presents are you angling after? Why do you deserve them? Have you been
good this year? Send them our way and we’ll make sure he gets
them!
SGM TeamVirgin Records
I’m obsessed with shagging virgins. Something really turns me on about guys who don’t know what their doing! I can teach them all about it and guide them through their first time and I love it when they get all embarrassed and shy. Last year in freshers’ week I slept with five different guys who had just arrived at uni and it was amazing! I’m just going into third year but I can’t wait for freshers’ week again.
Kerri 20, St Andrews
SGM says – You’re sure to get a few more
this year after they read this!
Forest Fears and Jungle Jeepers
I have a phobia of plants! Seriously, does anyone else find trees quite spooky? Am I a freak? I almost passed out at the Eden Project! And grass is EVIL! Not many people know this, but look around you, does it not seem like there was more grass around these past few months? Some foolish people might call this Summer, but grass is actually taking over the world, blade by blade. To the lawnmowers people! There's not much time...!
Ricky McNamara 21, Dundee
SGM says – We may be hedging our bets but we
think we’ve twigged what the problem is. You need to branch out
a bit! Take a leaf out of our book.
I Got an STD – In My Mouth!
I’d heard so much about it all but I never thought it would happen to me (who ever does?). I’d been seeing a girl for a few weeks. We hadn’t had sex but we’d done everything else. I’d noticed a rash around my mouth and a couple of lumps inside but I just thought it was a bit of irritation from shaving and maybe mouth ulcers from tiredness but it suddenly erupted over night! The last thing I thought was that I’d caught herpes from giving oral! I didn’t even know you could but apparently it’s quite common.
It was pretty obvious to everyone else what had happened and I didn’t
leave the house for days out of embarrassment. It cleared up quite quickly
once the doctor got to it but I still have scarring, both on the inside
of my lip and in my mind! No-one has kissed me for months because they
all know what I had and I’m worried they never will again!
John Twaddle 19, St Andrews
SGM says – Yuck! We wouldn’t kiss you either!
You’re going to have to move away to somewhere where people don’t
know about it!
